Reblogged from stimman3000
Nearly_Distant
Scorpion, Firefly, Being Human UK, Blindspot, Critical Role, SVU, and more more more...and that's just the TV stuff. Basically, I'm a multi-fandom reblog blog, plus random others.
the closer you are to an item, the faster eevee’s tail wags!!
SHE’S EXCITED
(via ollivander)
When you’re a duck and have places to be, but safety is key
I literally saw a goose do a similar thing while I was on the highway going to work
Omg
They are learning
#respectful law abiding birds
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
No limit..✌
One alien to another: “special affects? Photo shop?”
The other: “Must be”
A human: “nope”
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O-O….
(via totallyfubar)
Happy #MiniatureMonday!
Today we’re showcasing TWELVE DAYS OF CHRISTMAS. This micro-miniature book features the lyrics to the original English carol, along with hand-colored illustrations of each of the twelve gifts. Also, that end sheet maaaaaarbling! *swoons*
We’ve decided to do our own version of the Twelve Days of Christmas here at Special Collections, so stay tuned to our Tumblr feed for a festive holiday countdown.
-Hannah
Charlotte Smith Miniature Collection M1741.2 .T97 1983
Bernier, Bernier, Jane, and Borrower’s Press. The Twelve Days of Christmas : A Traditional English Carol. Cleveland Heights, Ohio: Borrower’s, 1983.
This made me cry a little. The number of people who tell me they used to play the flute but that they weren’t ‘talented’ enough or they gave it up to, you know, do life… This is just so beautiful.
(Source: zenpencils.com, via perks-of-being-chinese)
Bella sends this to Edward after he tells her “don’t do anything reckless”
I did not wake up this morning and think I’d see a twilight post on my dash in 2018 but you know what Im not even mad
this is in the alternate universe where Bella is dating Alice and Edward is her best friend
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is “fix this”, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account. "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurers’ cart or healing a broken arm or “fixing” a lock so that it’s in what the wizard considers the “correct” (unlocked) position. Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.
Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this
Other casters: That’s not really how spells -
Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet. Guess we don’t need a bridge.
Casters: How -
Wizard: *points at logs that won’t catch fire* Fix this
Other casters: There’s been too much rain, it won’t -
Wizard: I fixed it so that it’s in the same state it was yesterday. Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?
Casters: What -
Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this
Other casters: THAT’S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WE’RE GOING TO DIE
Dragon: *coughs* Did you just… cure my intestinal problems? I’ve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down. I won’t forget this kindness.
Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W
I’m dying 😂👌
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
jodie + arm wrestling
